How does one go from ‘The Alphabet’ to a ‘Stinky Farting Dog’ I hear you ask. Why, Broken Picture Telephone of course. A fusion of Chinese Whispers (or as those crazy Yanks call it – Broken Telephone, hence the name) and Pictionary. Hilarity ensues.

Basically, someone posts a description, the next person draws it, the next person describes said drawing and then the next person draws that, so on and so forth. I’m sure you don’t need anymore recursion. Here’s a link to the last game I completed. Have fun.

So my hiatus with the intention of increased productivity is, for the most part, failing miserably. Much of this is due to the Internet, god damn.

So in a new category for updates I’ll share things that have caused me to procrastinate like a… hey, cool, look at that bird.

First up then is ToneMatrix, some sort of awesome 16 step sequencer or something. I’ve no idea what that means, but it’s a pretty awesome distraction if you’re musically gifted. Hell, you can even copy and paste your creations for sharing purposes.

Here’s one to start you off (not made by me): 0,1056,0,640,0,256,0,1088,0,32,0,128,64,16,8,36

Have fun.

Update: Okay, here’s one I made earlier. You’ll agree it’s the most awesome thing you’ve ever heard. I’ll sell you the ringtone version, only £2.99*.
74002,2,67520,6194,12574,83012,1394,2,79168,13378,258,78912,13378,2,131070, 0

*You’ll be sent a daily ringtone for £2.99 per ringtone, you cannot unsubscribe. Ever.