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These Aren’t The Droids You’re Looking For

You’ve probably seen the Adidas x Star Wars posters plastered across London buses, or the Adidas Originals Star Wars Collection promo video on YouTube (which inexplicably features David Beckham, Snoop Dogg and Daft Punk), but if you haven’t, Adidas Originals have teamed up with Star Wars to release a number of special edition versions of their trainers and clothing. I managed to snag a pair of the Stormtroopers which are based on the Superskate Mids, and they’re pretty damn awesome. I wanted to get a pair of Skywalkers as well, but they were supply limited and I was just too slow and the eBay scalpers far too quick. Alas.

But the Stormtroopers are pretty nice anyway, with the Stormtrooper helmet design on the rear, the word ‘Stormtrooper’ down the side, and an awesome logo on the tongue. They even went so far as to have a Star Wars label on the tips of the laces, now that’s customisation. Did I mention that the packaging is AWESOME, they come packed like your favourite action figures used to. They’ll set you back £70, so get ‘em while you can. The next set of releases are coming March 1st, so I’ll be prepared this time to hopefully bag a pair of AT-ATs. The only question remains – will I actually wear them or keep them in the packaging? Tough decision. Check the rest of the line-up out at StarWars.com.

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Stop The World… I Want To Get Off

CNN are reporting a number of people are experiencing what I have dubbed ‘AIDs’ – that is Avatar Induced Disorder. Or what they have dubbed ‘Avatar Blues’, I’ll let you decide which sounds more awesome.

So what does this actually entail? A bunch of deluded people so enamoured by the world of Pandora created in Avatar that they’re seriously down in the dumps to return to the real world.

Looking at this post’s title, I can see how it can be misconstrued. I’m not affiliating myself with these folks who are a couple mind grapes short of a bunch, but rather that I despair at their straight up craziness. I’ll leave you with a quote from the CNN article to show you just how mad this all sounds.

“Ever since I went to see ‘Avatar’ I have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na’vi made me want to be one of them. I can’t stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers I got from it,” Mike posted. “I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in ‘Avatar.’ “

Well now.

Source: CNN

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Avatar Review

I got round to watching Avatar in 3D over the weekend, and probably unsurprisingly, I found it rather enjoyable. I’d somehow managed to stay on media blackout in the build up to its release, so I came in with a relatively clean slate. I did manage to hear it was effectively Pocahontas/Fern Gully in space, which is true to an extent. But to surmise it in such a manner does it a disservice – it also features a some Smurfs. I jest, but in the same way that Titanic was just a version of Romeo and Juliet on a boat, and Terminator 2 was just a story about a boy who thinks his mum is a crazy but meets a robot from the future who gives him a newfound respect for a mother, (deep breath) whilst simultaneously teaching this unfeeling robot to feel – Cameron’s films are never going to have a lot of depth and layers, but that’s not what he’s famed for. Instead, in Avatar, as in much of his previous work, he puts together a well made package which is entertainment in its purest form.

The technology behind Avatar was getting a lot of mentions prior to release, with Avatar supposedly the film to finally justify 3D as an artistic medium for film. But honestly, it still falls short in conveying 3D as anything but a gimmick or a means to try and combat piracy. All in my opinion of course. The lush locales of the alien planet of Pandora makes the shortcomings of 3D tech all the more apparent, as what your brain knows should be vibrant greens is nothing more than desaturated and washed out due to the 3D image rendering. At least 3D is used sparingly and not to pointlessly throw objects through the screen at you, something that has proved too tempting for far too many other 3D films. Instead scenes have some depth of field, but everything still appears somewhat like a pop-up story book, as flat, 2D planes are layered over each other to create an illusion of depth.

I also wasn’t particularly fond of the character models and designs for the Na’vi and the other indigenous creatures. This of course is incredibly subjective, so I won’t dwell too much. It just all felt too reminiscent of the sort of bad art you’d find in a medium budget video game, not a major budget motion picture that has been anticipated and hyped to high heavens. The Na’vi also feature a unique way of ‘connecting’ to other creatures and plants of their homeplanet; the ends of their ponytails literally daisychain creating a link between the two. Why this couldn’t have been achieved just through touch or a telepathic link is beyond me. The Na’vi have to tame and break in other animals, be they alien horses (that conveniently resemble human horses) or flying beasts, so the image of the protagonist wrestling a resisting animal and then his ponytail connector thing on it has some rather disturbing connotations.

This all sounds like a lot of negatives, yet I still enjoyed the film immensely. It’s just less time consuming and easier to list the shortcomings. Cameron successfully weaves a tale allegorising colonialism and war for resources that alludes to the current climate, whilst also creating interesting characters – even the CG ones are endowed with emotion and a believability that borders on uncanny vally. The plot, whilst predictable and lacking depth, does the job, though the crux and namesake of it, the need for Avatars, felt a little tacked on just to give the film more of a Sci-Fi edge. But all in all, Avatar is definitely worth a watch this festive season.

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Mmm Geek Sweets

I know, there’s been a distinct lack of updates yet again, but I’ve been busy working so I can afford to blow my money on random, geeky things like this – Sour Apple sweets, shaped like 1-up Mushrooms inside a 1-up Mushroom tin. Available for a rather extortionate £2.99 from Borders and not even discounted after Borders having gone into administration. Ugh.

Still, I just wanted the tin and I hadn’t seen these available elsewhere. I know HMV sell videogame sweets in the shape of Pac-Man and Ghosts, NES controllers and Mario Super Stars, but never encountered these ’shrooms. These are also available in Blue and Red forms, the colour deciding the flavour of sweets you’ll find inside; the red mushrooms were Cherry flavour and the blue ones were, er, blue flavour. The 1-up ’shroom I got was sour apple, and reviewing those – they’re not really that sour but still not too bad. But hey, I bought it for the tin, which I’ll use as a desk ornament, or to hide some loose change. That is after I’ve consumed all the sweets inside. Om nom nom.

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Review: Gelaskin Custom iPhone Skins

Now, you may remember me sharing a certain Mario themed wallpaper I made a few days ago. Well on that same day, I encountered Gelaskins, who promise to create skins for iPhones (and a plethora of other devices) using your own designs. Taking this as a sign, I decided to see how my Mario design would look  as an iPhone skin.

It’s finally arrived all the way from Canada eh, taking just over a week, though I’m sure this was not helped by the recent Royal Mail postal strikes. Thoughts and photos after the break.

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Nintendo DSi LL Revealed

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There’s been rumblings of a new DSi being released for the past fews – sporting larger screens albeit at the same resolution as the DSi. Photos have just been put on the Nintendo.co.jp website confirming all this. It certainly is considerably larger than its predecessor. Here’s the dimensions compared to the DS, DS Lite and DSi:

DS: (L) 148.7mm/ (W) 84.7mm/ (D) 28.9mm
DSLite: 133.0mm/ 73.9mm/ 21.5mm
DSi: 137.0mm/ 74.9mm/ 18.9mm
DSi LL: 161.0mm/ 91.4mm/ 21.2mm

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Looking at that stylus, and the increased size of the screen, one can only assume Nintendo is targetting the older generation of DS users, who may benefit from these size additions. The screen size has been increased up to 4.2 inches, compared  to the DSi’s 3.25 inches which in itself was an increase from the DS and DS Lite’s 3 inch screens. So at this rate they next iteration will be played on dual 42″ screens (at the original resolution of course – one shudders when thinking about pixel depth).

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The Nintendo DSi LL is set to be released on November 21st in Japan, retailing for ¥20,000 and available in Red Wine, Dark Brown and Natural White. And no, I don’t know what LL stands for.

Edit – Apparently this is coming to the UK in Q1 2010 and will retail at a higher price than the DSi, it will also be branded the Nintendo DSi XL. And look, Nintendo have already started work on the Nintendo DSi XXL:

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Biggest Dark Room I’ve Ever Seen

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Swung by the Tate Modern today and saw the Miroslaw Balka exhibit, which is basically a big dark room entitled ‘How It Is’. Described by the Tate Modern as:

How It Is alludes to recent Polish history – for example, the ramp at the entrance to the Ghetto in Warsaw, or the trucks which took Jews away to the camps of Treblinka or Auschwitz. By entering the dark space, visitors place considerable trust in the organisation, something akin to the risks often taken by immigrants travelling. Balka intends to provide an experience for visitors which is both personal and collective, creating a range of sensory and emotional experiences through sound, contrasting light and shade, individual experience and awareness of others, perhaps provoking feelings of apprehension, excitement or intrigue.

In all honesty, I didn’t really experience any of that. It was just novel to wander in to a large darkened container for a while, then briskly wander back out. A sentiment likely echoed by the large numbers of tourists and frolicking children enjoying the exhibit. Frankly much of this ‘modern art’ is lost on me. This is what the construction looks like from the outside:

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It wasn’t really that dark in there either. I was hoping the Call of Duty night vision goggles would be required equipment, but alas no.

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Eurogamer Expo 2009 Basically Sold Out

The Eurogamer Expo 2009 is just over 1 week  away, hosted in Leeds on the 28th and 29th, and London on the 30th and 31st it’s a great opportunity to sample some of the upcoming holiday releases. I’ve got my press pass all primed and ready, so look forward to some coverage from the London dates. If you haven’t already got tickets for the London dates then you’re too late, they’re all booked up!

Big ol’ press release and details of what will be at the show after the break.

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Here’s One I Made Earlier

Found this in the ol’ archives and decided it made a nice wallpaper. It was originally a photo of a phone dangly put into Photoshop with some liberal use of the Art History Brush for the painted effect. At least that’s what I think I did.

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Make It Ra1n – The Best Apps for a Jailbroken iPhone

IMG_0040[1]Having only recently acquired an iPhone, I wasn’t too familiar with the whole concept of ‘jailbreaking’, except for passing mentions. Phrases pertaining to such things as ‘full potential’ and ‘awesomesauce’ were often thrown around. So when Geohot’s new jailbreak exploit was released, entitled ‘Blackra1n’, for 3.1.x version iPhones, I decided to give it a go. It’s available from Blackra1n.com for both Windows and Macs. Some people have reported some problems and failed starts, but for myself, everything was done in less than a minute. I literally plugged my iPhone in, ran the app, hit ‘Make it Ra1n’ and after a phone reboot or two my phone was set free from its incarceration.

Once jailbroken, you’ll have a Darkra1n app on your iPhone, run that and install Cydia and you’re one step closer to having a plethora of awesome Jailbreak Apps on your iPhone. Cydia is effectively the Appstore for Jailbroken Apps.

Because lists are seemingly the cornerstone of blog posts, my must have apps to get you started are after the break.

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